Breaking up is often very hard to do. Sometimes because of the history two people share, breaking up is painful and heart wrenching. Sometimes you just hate to be the bad guy and end it for good even when you know that the relationship is good for neither of you. Sometimes people grow apart and the love is still there, but the sparks have dwindled then slowly faded away. There are other times when the bickering and fighting is just too much to bear and the relationship has gone from bad to worst. Then there are the times when you just hate each other’s guts and one day, one very happy day, one of you will spew a line of expletives hoping the other will leave. Unfortunately it doesn’t happen. The toxic relationship continues.
Well now there is help for those who want to dump their mates. IDUMP4U.com will help those people who just can’t build up the nerve to say that it’s over. Or those who really want to dump their mates harshly, without having to do the dirty work.
For a small fee IDUMP4U.com will call up your mate and give them a piece of your mind Your mate will be swiftly kicked to the curb and all you have to do is put in the order with IDUMPU.com, and sit back and wait. You can leave the dirty work to them, while you wait for the dumping process to be executed.
Here is what the IDUMP4U site says about their services
iDUMP4U takes the messiness out of any breakup. We collect the information about the person you want to break up with, and do the work for you. Since we have no emotional ties to the person, we can do it as honestly, and truthfully as possible..
Think about it.. Do you want to lie your way into a breakup, only to leave the person vulnerable to make the same mistakes twice, or do you want to educate them on why you broke up with them, so that they can change those personality traits that drove you away?
We are therapy, humanity and comedy all rolled into one!
$10 For A Basic Breakup
So you met some person online or at a club and you had a few good times, and now you want to get rid of them. Or you met someone else and you just want to let your old flame go. That is what the $10 plan does..
$25 For an Engagement Breakup
So you have cold feet? You could skip the country and fake a kidnapping… but look what happened to the “Runaway Bride” it seems like $25 is so much better than thousands of dollars in civil costs..
$50 for a Divorce Call
Sometimes you need someone else to help you start a divorce. We can’t hand your spouse the papers, or legally finalize the divorce, however we can help you get the awkward moment started…
Wow can you imagine receiving a call from a stranger saying
IDUMP4U: “Hello this is IDUMP4U.com may I speak to Jill”
Jill: “Hi, this is Jill”
IDUMP4U: “This call is to let you know that Mark wants nothing else to do with you. The engagement is off and he would like the ring delivered to his parent’s house by the end of the week. Oh, and by the way Jill, Mark says you can’t cook worth a damn and he wishes he had dumped you a year ago. Goodbye and have a nice day, if you can.”
Jill: “What, no, huh, wait, this can’t be happening, is this a joke?”
IDUMP4U: “No Jill, this is real, Mark is dumping you and moving on with his life”
Jill: “ booooohoooo tear tear boooohoooo”
(Jill then goes to Mark’s job and slashes his tires)….possibly
I don’t know about Jill, but I would be pissed to the 10th power at Mark for not being man enough to break up with me his self. I would also tell him what he could do with his ring, if I were to give it back, but since I’m not he won’t do a damn thing with it. HUMPH
Here is a video clip of IDUMP4U.com doing the dirty work for one of its clients. What is so sad is that this guy really didn’t get it. Poor thing couldn’t believe that his honey bunches was breaking up with him. He thought someone was pulling a practical joke on him. It was sad…so very sad
Personally, I have had some rough break-ups but I could never see myself hiring someone else to handle the break-up for me. Even with the reasonable pricing offered by IDUMP4U.com ($25 For an Engagement Breakup, what a steal!!) I still would rather handle it myself rather than have a perfect stranger call up my mate and dump them for me, but I do have to admit that the clips of people being dumped by IDUMP4U.com are hilarious…even though it shouldn’t be.
- How to Handle a Breakup (everydayhealth.com)
- Breaking Up for Thanksgiving? Enter the Online Hit Man (time.com)