Boom I Got Your Boyfriend, I Got Your Man

***picks up microphone***

Dear self-proclaimed man stealer, I know that you cannot see my face right now but please believe that I am giving you the serious side-eye . There are many things that people should be proud to be self-proclaimed such as leaders, life coaches, motivational speakers and other things of the positive sort, but a self-proclaimed man stealer is nothing to be proud of.  NOTE TO YOU- you cannot steal a man! Anytime you steal a human that is called kidnapping and I seriously doubt that you consider your deeds kidnapping. Also I would like to point out that just because you think it is cute to share a man, that does not mean that in reality it is. Honestly it makes you look quite much like a loser.

***puts down microphone*** 

Naive Men, the Melanie Syndrome & Other Relationship Woes

Last night as I was watching the oh so popular show “The Game” on BET, I found myself about to stand up and applaud Melanie as she went behind her husband Derwin’s back, swabbed his son’s mouth to obtain the child’s saliva to get a much-needed DNA test. I almost stood up and cheered “Go Melanie, you go girl, you do that ish!” …almost

Until I came to my senses and realized that what Melanie was doing was wrong on so many levels that there just wasnt any right to be found within it. It was selfish, nonsensical and self-centered and I don’t blame Derwin for being highly upset about what his wife did. Melanie has a lot of maturing to do and right now she has the syndrome that many women, myself included have had at some point in time along their journey to grown womanhood.