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Sexy is swag, not your shag..ugh
Just a few days ago as I was walking across a convenience store parking lot, a very nice car with tinted windows slowed down beside me. Because I am wary of strange men who slow down their cars at the sight of any and all nice looking women, I generally speed up when this happens. Today was just like any other day, so I sped up only for the car to speed up too. When I turned to look at the vehicle the driver let the window down and smiled brightly.
Now there are a few things that bother me enough for me to blog about them and one of them is old men who think a nice car and a full set of teeth makes them the hot shit once again. Old men who attempt young man swag is sooo annoying to me. It irks me to the 10th power. It makes me want to jack them up by the collar and run down the list of things to them that make them UNsexy.
So as this old fella rolled down his window I gave him my most disgusted, get yo ass on look that I could prepare at a moment’s notice. I mean it was one of those ugh you know you wrong looks. I tried to curl my lip up a little with it just to show this man that I had no interest in his sugar daddy offers or whatever old stale game he would try to run.
First of all let me say that I decided to write this post mainly from my own failed attempts at dishing out the world-famous, world-renowned silent treatment tactic. It is one of the oldest punishments women hand out to men and I would like to believe that at some point in time, maybe years ago, it worked. As for now, sadly I don’t think that most women realize that many times after a heated argument men wish for the silent treatment. I would dare to say that the strange, blank, unresponsiveness stare displayed many times by men while women are “telling them off” is a silent prayer that they will be issued the silent treatment. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that this is always the case, but many times it is.
A note of advice to the men, arguing with a woman is like arguing with a stop sign, they won’t be moved. And guess what, ignoring a woman while she is talking to you a.k.a “telling you off” is also a losing situation. If you say nothing then to her that means that you could care less about what she is saying and that is almost as bad as telling her that she is wrong…almost.
Now on to the not so silent, silent treatment…
Men, when a woman has decided that she is mad enough at you that she is going to resort to the silent treatment, don’t say anything that even resembles “I Don’t Care” or “I Can Do That Too”. Both of those responses will get you involved in another argument all together that will include topics that have nothing to do with what you had been previously arguing about. These things may range from something you did five years ago up to you forgetting the anniversary of your first kiss. Things will get really ugly if you try to provoke a woman who has decided to be silent…even though you both know that silence for her means not being nice and does not at all include not talking.